No pude decírselo. No podría jamás. Me da miedo, y a la vez no tendría efecto alguno en su persona. Meri me dice que no piense más, pero me acuerdo de su nariz siempre.
miércoles, 10 de noviembre de 2010
martes, 15 de diciembre de 2009
una madrugada de blue monday
los ojos abiertos, no sabe cómo pestañear.
la nariz fúnebre, picazón cocainómana.
lecturas prohibidas para estados de ánimo inestable.
fotos, las fotos debieran estar prohibidas. aquel que tome una, ¡que le corten la cabeza! aquel que pose para una, ¡quemádlo! aquel que ría o llore al ver una, ¡encerrádlo! y aquel que las mire con añoranza, ¡dejadlo vivir, pues se merece sufrir por mirarla!
¿y por qué asesinar al fotógrafo, al modelo, al mirón?
entonces lloro, y me pregunto qué sería de mi sin las fotos.
las fotos debieran estar desaparecidas, picaneadas, violentamente borradas. las fotos deberían jamás ser tomadas, las canciones no deben ser escuchadas, las lecturas deben desaparecer, los amores deberían ser Fermina Daza y Florentino Ariza, el cólera ánimico debería ser impartido en toda prisión de las sonrisas.
los escritos no van a volver a escribirse.
Edit Violento: y las mandíbulas bien apretadas, las uñas contra la carne de la mano, las piernas cruzadas, mirada fija y perdida. dos, tres, un mar de lágrimas que no pienso volverte a llorar.
la nariz fúnebre, picazón cocainómana.
lecturas prohibidas para estados de ánimo inestable.
fotos, las fotos debieran estar prohibidas. aquel que tome una, ¡que le corten la cabeza! aquel que pose para una, ¡quemádlo! aquel que ría o llore al ver una, ¡encerrádlo! y aquel que las mire con añoranza, ¡dejadlo vivir, pues se merece sufrir por mirarla!
¿y por qué asesinar al fotógrafo, al modelo, al mirón?
entonces lloro, y me pregunto qué sería de mi sin las fotos.
las fotos debieran estar desaparecidas, picaneadas, violentamente borradas. las fotos deberían jamás ser tomadas, las canciones no deben ser escuchadas, las lecturas deben desaparecer, los amores deberían ser Fermina Daza y Florentino Ariza, el cólera ánimico debería ser impartido en toda prisión de las sonrisas.
los escritos no van a volver a escribirse.
Edit Violento: y las mandíbulas bien apretadas, las uñas contra la carne de la mano, las piernas cruzadas, mirada fija y perdida. dos, tres, un mar de lágrimas que no pienso volverte a llorar.
domingo, 13 de diciembre de 2009
miércoles, 11 de noviembre de 2009
el cuello o la nuca?
tu perfume o tu esencia?
tu dedicación o tu compromiso?
tu ternura o tu perversión?
sexo es amor desenfrenado
amor es sexo con compromiso
compromiso es amor y sexo?
encontrarte en el sol,
verte en las fotos
f o t o s
que colecciono y rechazo
me gusta verte
respir[ar](te)
tenerte
dormí
deuna
vez
por
TODAS.
tu perfume o tu esencia?
tu dedicación o tu compromiso?
tu ternura o tu perversión?
sexo es amor desenfrenado
amor es sexo con compromiso
compromiso es amor y sexo?
encontrarte en el sol,
verte en las fotos
f o t o s
que colecciono y rechazo
me gusta verte
respir[ar](te)
tenerte
dormí
deuna
vez
por
TODAS.
sábado, 31 de octubre de 2009
jueves, 8 de octubre de 2009
lunes, 5 de octubre de 2009
de niñas desubicadas y mozos con los pies en la tierra
La niña desubicada se sienta en un bar de buena muerte a pensar. Llama al mozo y le dice con una sonrisa cómplice: "waiter, a shotgun please". El mozo le contesta con otra sonrisa cómplice pero falsa: "a quién estuviste decepcionando últimamente?", y ella le responde con toda sinceridad: "a mi misma, so, the shotgun. Now"
El mozo, joven y cansado de lidiar con jóvenes problemáticamente seductoras, va detrás de la barra de armas a buscar el arma perfecta cantando Miss Gradenko: 'i didn't want to rock your boat, but you sent this dangerous note, you've been letting your feelings show'.
La niña desubicada fuma un cigarrillo, tomando de a sorbos un vodka barato, se cruza de piernas y mira al techo del bar de buena muerte a repetir una historia que no sabe cómo empezó ni cómo terminará.
El mozo vuelve con el arma, brillante, plateada y discreta: "es hora señorita". La niña desubicada se levanta y le dice: "perdoname sabés? Sólo lastimamos a los que más queremos".
El mozo le devuelve una mirada compasiva y triste: "lo sé, pero es lo que tenés que hacer hoy. Te perdono hoy y siempre".
La niña desubicada sonríe con timidez: "nos vemos en un rato", y aprieta el gatillo. El mozo cae. Aprieta el gatillo. La niña desubicada cae.
El mozo, joven y cansado de lidiar con jóvenes problemáticamente seductoras, va detrás de la barra de armas a buscar el arma perfecta cantando Miss Gradenko: 'i didn't want to rock your boat, but you sent this dangerous note, you've been letting your feelings show'.
La niña desubicada fuma un cigarrillo, tomando de a sorbos un vodka barato, se cruza de piernas y mira al techo del bar de buena muerte a repetir una historia que no sabe cómo empezó ni cómo terminará.
El mozo vuelve con el arma, brillante, plateada y discreta: "es hora señorita". La niña desubicada se levanta y le dice: "perdoname sabés? Sólo lastimamos a los que más queremos".
El mozo le devuelve una mirada compasiva y triste: "lo sé, pero es lo que tenés que hacer hoy. Te perdono hoy y siempre".
La niña desubicada sonríe con timidez: "nos vemos en un rato", y aprieta el gatillo. El mozo cae. Aprieta el gatillo. La niña desubicada cae.
viernes, 2 de octubre de 2009
101 reasons why Skinny Puppy fans are SO unpopular
1/ They refuse to accept that most people have never even heard of Skinny Puppy.
2/ They refuse to accept that plenty of people who have heard of Skinny Puppy don't like them.
3/ They refuse to accept that plenty of people who have heard of Skinny Puppy not only don't like them, but think they're shit.
4/ They think Marilyn Manson is a rip-off, the devil (not in a good way) and akin to Britney Spears in the musical talent and originality stakes.
5/ They think Trent Reznor is no more than a dirty thief.
6/ They think Front Line Assembly are sell outs.
7/ They have screen names such as 'ice cream eyes' and 'urban needle' which no one else understands.
8/ They also like Throbbing Gristle, Einsturzende Neubauten, SPK and various other noisy shit like that.
9/ They think Throbbing Gristle, Einsturzende Neubauten, SPK, etc are good influences.
10/ They refuse to accept that plenty of people find Ogre's vocal style bloody irritating.
11/ They refuse to accept that Ogre is not god.
12/ They refuse to accept that Nivek Ogre is not a name that most English teachers recognise and as such his lyrics cannot be studied in poetry classes.
13/ They dispute the claim that Skinny Puppy are industrial but refuse to put any other label on them because "genius cannot be pinned down in a few mere words".
Except that...
14/ They think that 'Brap' should be an official genre name of which Skinny Puppy is the only acceptable band (whereas most people would think that the B in brap is a typo and should be replaced with a C).
15/ They think that June 12th and August 23rd should be internationally recognised days of mourning and are campaigning for these dates to be officially listed as such.
16/ They dress in black on June 12th and August 23rd.
17/ They dress in black on every other day too.
18/ People think they're goths.
19/ People think they're goths and therefore Marilyn Manson fans.
20/ People who think that Skinny Puppy fan[atic]s are goths and/or Marilyn Manson fans tend to wake up in hospital with severe concussion and 'Skinny Puppy rules' written on their forehead.
21/ They're likely candidates for the culprits of the firebombing of the cars/homes of bosses of companies who practice vivisection.
22/ They use TFWO as an abbreviation in online forums and no one else knows what it means.
23/ They use 'weirded' as a real word.
24/ They have a tendency to draw the Skinny Puppy logo on every piece of paper, table, flat surface, person, etc they come into contact with instead of doing work, writing down lecture notes, etc.
25/ They call their pets Ogre, Cevin or Dwayne.
26/ They call themselves Ogre, Cevin or Dwayne (whether male or female).
27/ If they have more than 3 pets, the other pets end up being given names from obscure passages of Skinny Puppy lyrics, much to the bemusement of the fan[atic]'s parents, the vet, etc
28/ They would willingly sell their grandmother to get their hands on an original copy of 'Back & Forth'.
29/ They actually *did* sell their grandmother to get their hands on an original copy of 'Back & Forth'.
30/ And their little brother too...
31/ They look forward to the day when science will eradicate the need for sleep so they can listen to Skinny Puppy 24/7.
32/ Until that day, they still play Skinny Puppy while they are asleep.
33/ And on the bus.
34/ And in school/college/work.
35/ And whilst eating.
36/ And whilst doing every other activity.
37/ They want 'Smothered Hope' played at their funeral.
38/ They played 'Testure' at their granddad's funeral.
39/ They try to convert all their non Skinny Puppy liking friends into fans. At gunpoint if necessary.
40/ They have a tendency to randomly quote lines from Skinny Puppy songs in totally unrelated conversations.
41/ They constantly phone their local radio station and demand that they play some Skinny Puppy. No, not having any Skinny Puppy is not good enough. Never having heard of Skinny Puppy is not good enough. No, motherfucking Britney fucking Spears will not do instead.
42/ They don't understand why the average Britney Spears fan wouldn't want to watch a music video that also happens to be an anti-vivisection film and refuse to give up their campaign to get MTV to show it.
43/ They see nothing wrong in a guy wandering up and down onstage, covered in blood and animal entrails and smashing skulls over his head.
44/ They take criticism of the band as personal insults.
45/ They take criticism of the band as personal insults, and threaten to hunt down and beat up the person who criticised them.
46/ They take criticism of the band as personal insults, and actually *do* hunt down and beat up the person who criticised them.
47/ They want to name their first child Nivek Cevin Dwayne, even if it's a girl.
48/ They want to name their second child Rave.
49/ They go into high street record stores and ask if they have any Skinny Puppy, knowing full well if it's not by Britney Spears or Linkin Park, they won't stock it, just to wind up and confuse the assistants.
50/ They want to kill Bryan Adams, Nickelback, etc for bringing Canadian bands into disrepute.
51/ They will put the same Skinny Puppy album on repeat for 10 hours at a time.
52/ They send hatemail, death threats and mailbombs to any magazine, website, etc which suggests that Ministry were the most pioneering industrial band ever (or even worse, that NIN are) and then make everyone boycott the magazine/website/whatever.
53/ They look forward to the day that gene therapy will be able to cure Marilyn Manson fans.
54/ Until then, they satisfy themselves with kicking the shit out of Marilyn Manson fans.
55/ Their contempt for bands such as Gravity Kills, Filter, Stabbing Westward, etc knows no limits.
56/ Their contempt for fans of bands such as Gravity Kills, Filter, Stabbing Westward, etc also knows no limits.
57/ They own a dog and nickname it Skinny Puppy, even if the dog is the fattest known to mankind and 12 years old.
58/ They own 50 Beagles. No, it's purely coincidental that the Beagle farm that supplies the vivisection laboratory with its animals was broken into last week and all the dogs were stolen.
59/ They also own 3,000 rabbits, rats and guinea pigs and the odd ape. Again, it's purely coincidental that the animal breeding facility which supplied rabbits, rats, guinea pigs and apes to the vivisection laboratory was also broken into last week and all the animals were stolen.
60/ They understand and like to repeatedly point out (to friends, family, passers by, the government, whoever) the irony of Skinny Puppy being arrested because of an incident stemming from the mistaken belief that they were dissecting a dog for entertainment purposes, when the same procedures are carried out perfectly legally hundreds of times over on real animals, in the same country and no one bats an eyelid.
61/ They themselves would have no qualms about performing these procedures on lesser mortals however (i.e. Marilyn Manson fans, ravers, the morons who give Skinny Puppy albums bad reviews on influential music websites, etc)
62/ They refuse to let anyone listen to Pretty Hate Machine in peace and give anyone who tries a half hour lecture on how NIN ripped off Skinny Puppy, complete with soundclips to prove their point.
63/ They think it might be cool to be infected with rabies, just so they can say they have rabies and mean it in more than one way.
64/ Even after hours of explanations, diagrams and helpful video learning guides, they still can't understand why more people would sooner listen to Britney Spears, Limp Bizkit and Sum 41 than Skinny Puppy.
65/ People think they're Satanists because they have a poster of a guy covered in blood on the back of their bedroom door.
66/ People also think they're Satanists because one of their favourite albums has the number 666 in its title in Roman numerals.
67/ Skinny Puppy newcomers ask them for a couple of song recommendations to try out and they reply by telling them to buy the complete discography.
68/ Taking a few of their favourite CDs to listen to whilst going out for the day, on holiday, etc means they lug at least 25 Skinny Puppy CDs around with them.
69/ Younger Skinny Puppy fan[atic]s hate their parents for giving birth to them too late in the 1980s to get into Skinny Puppy right from the very start.
70/ They hate their mother for not playing Skinny Puppy to them whilst they were in the womb (9 months of prime Skinny Puppy listening time wasted).
71/ If she did play Skinny Puppy to them whilst they were in the womb, she didn't turn it up loud enough.
72/ They take the advice in the cover notes of the Vivisect VI CD of 'play this music loud or not at all' a little too literally.
73/ They miss the 1980s (even the hairstyles).
74/ They get pissed off with and punch people who misspell Cevin with a K.
75/ They refuse to believe the claims by campaigners that marijuana is bad.
76/ Their understanding of 'mellow' when asked to play a mellow song results in them putting on 'Killing Game'.
77/ They think the 'Far Too Frail' video is funny.
78/ They think Lee Chubby King's 'Yo Pusface' is hilarious.
79/ They hate hip hop because they think it ripped off 'Dig it'.
80/ They hate popular dance music for giving electronic music a bad name.
81/ They/their parents/partner/lover/whoever had to build an extension on the back of their house to accommodate their collection of 500+ Skinny Puppy and Skinny Puppy related CDs, vinyl, items of merchandise, etc.
82/ They/their parents/partner/lover/whoever (or all of them) had to re-mortgage their house to pay for their collection of 500+ Skinny Puppy and Skinny Puppy related CDs, vinyl, items of merchandise, etc.
83/ When asked how they feel, they reply 'sorry I'm f***ed up inside' or 'self abusive recluse too late for me' or - perhaps most disturbingly - 'deaths the only thrill'.
84/ They accost Christians in the street and inform them that worshipping Skinny Puppy is the only religion that counts.
85/ They are campaigning to get 'Dogshit' instated as the national anthem.
86/ They know that Skinny Puppy condemned Iraq and its use of chemical weapons long before it became 'fashionable' for the Western world to do so, back when the Western world still considered Iraq to be an ally.
87/ They are lobbying their local TV station to get the morning news read in the style of 'VX Gas Attack'.
88/ If they see NIN's 'Down in it' video on TV they start screaming 'Rip off!' at the screen until someone forcibly restrains them.
89/ They make their friends and family watch videos of obscure films just because someone told them that "one of the characters in the background in one of the scenes somewhere *might* have been wearing a Skinny Puppy t shirt".
90/ They turn their nose up at any band that doesn't claim Skinny Puppy as an influence, or wasn't claimed as an influence by Skinny Puppy.
91/ They also turn their nose up at any band that claims Skinny Puppy as an influence, and sounds exactly like them.
92/ They secretly want to be in a band that sounds exactly like Skinny Puppy.
93/ They harass science teachers, nerdy kids who look as if they might know something about science, etc to try to get them to invent time travel so that they can go back and watch Skinny Puppy performing in the 'good old days' again and again.
94/ They can give an alphabetically ordered list of every Skinny Puppy track ever released, recorded or demoed (including the b sides and remixes), plus dates of release and re-release, formats available, guest artists, etc, whether this information is asked for or not.
95/ They dream of Skinny Puppy becoming the most famous and popular band in the world, but if this were to happen they would then worry that Skinny Puppy had been adopted by 'trendies' who really are not even fit to lick the dirt from the band's boots and so would then want them to be relatively unknown again.
96/ They buy Skinny Puppy CDs as presents for their Skinny Puppy hating friends and relatives' birthdays and Christmases, every year, just to boost Skinny Puppy's record sales.
97/ Instead of remembering the old motto that "it's the thought that counts" and acting graciously, when their 90 year old Granny gives them a CD by 'that Marilyn Manson, because I know you like that kind of music' (along with a woolly jumper that she spent the past 6 months knitting) for their Christmas present, they punch her in the face and storm out of the room.
98/ They will divorce/disown any family members - no matter how closely tied to them they are - who call Skinny Puppy 'crap' or 'talentless' or refer to them as making music which sounds like either 'the theme tune from Knight Rider' or 'shite 80s techno'.
99/ They quiz all potential friends or lovers on their knowledge of the life, works and influence of Skinny Puppy before deciding whether to continue with the friendship/relationship.
100/ They force everyone to watch films sampled by Skinny Puppy, and never shut up if they come across a sample used by the band when they're watching a movie.
101/ They're convinced that the world is a shit and screwed up place to live and that humans will soon bring about the end of the world (or nature will have its revenge - either is a possibility) and we'll all die, but they don't care as long as they can be listening to Skinny Puppy as they die.
2/ They refuse to accept that plenty of people who have heard of Skinny Puppy don't like them.
3/ They refuse to accept that plenty of people who have heard of Skinny Puppy not only don't like them, but think they're shit.
4/ They think Marilyn Manson is a rip-off, the devil (not in a good way) and akin to Britney Spears in the musical talent and originality stakes.
5/ They think Trent Reznor is no more than a dirty thief.
6/ They think Front Line Assembly are sell outs.
7/ They have screen names such as 'ice cream eyes' and 'urban needle' which no one else understands.
8/ They also like Throbbing Gristle, Einsturzende Neubauten, SPK and various other noisy shit like that.
9/ They think Throbbing Gristle, Einsturzende Neubauten, SPK, etc are good influences.
10/ They refuse to accept that plenty of people find Ogre's vocal style bloody irritating.
11/ They refuse to accept that Ogre is not god.
12/ They refuse to accept that Nivek Ogre is not a name that most English teachers recognise and as such his lyrics cannot be studied in poetry classes.
13/ They dispute the claim that Skinny Puppy are industrial but refuse to put any other label on them because "genius cannot be pinned down in a few mere words".
Except that...
14/ They think that 'Brap' should be an official genre name of which Skinny Puppy is the only acceptable band (whereas most people would think that the B in brap is a typo and should be replaced with a C).
15/ They think that June 12th and August 23rd should be internationally recognised days of mourning and are campaigning for these dates to be officially listed as such.
16/ They dress in black on June 12th and August 23rd.
17/ They dress in black on every other day too.
18/ People think they're goths.
19/ People think they're goths and therefore Marilyn Manson fans.
20/ People who think that Skinny Puppy fan[atic]s are goths and/or Marilyn Manson fans tend to wake up in hospital with severe concussion and 'Skinny Puppy rules' written on their forehead.
21/ They're likely candidates for the culprits of the firebombing of the cars/homes of bosses of companies who practice vivisection.
22/ They use TFWO as an abbreviation in online forums and no one else knows what it means.
23/ They use 'weirded' as a real word.
24/ They have a tendency to draw the Skinny Puppy logo on every piece of paper, table, flat surface, person, etc they come into contact with instead of doing work, writing down lecture notes, etc.
25/ They call their pets Ogre, Cevin or Dwayne.
26/ They call themselves Ogre, Cevin or Dwayne (whether male or female).
27/ If they have more than 3 pets, the other pets end up being given names from obscure passages of Skinny Puppy lyrics, much to the bemusement of the fan[atic]'s parents, the vet, etc
28/ They would willingly sell their grandmother to get their hands on an original copy of 'Back & Forth'.
29/ They actually *did* sell their grandmother to get their hands on an original copy of 'Back & Forth'.
30/ And their little brother too...
31/ They look forward to the day when science will eradicate the need for sleep so they can listen to Skinny Puppy 24/7.
32/ Until that day, they still play Skinny Puppy while they are asleep.
33/ And on the bus.
34/ And in school/college/work.
35/ And whilst eating.
36/ And whilst doing every other activity.
37/ They want 'Smothered Hope' played at their funeral.
38/ They played 'Testure' at their granddad's funeral.
39/ They try to convert all their non Skinny Puppy liking friends into fans. At gunpoint if necessary.
40/ They have a tendency to randomly quote lines from Skinny Puppy songs in totally unrelated conversations.
41/ They constantly phone their local radio station and demand that they play some Skinny Puppy. No, not having any Skinny Puppy is not good enough. Never having heard of Skinny Puppy is not good enough. No, motherfucking Britney fucking Spears will not do instead.
42/ They don't understand why the average Britney Spears fan wouldn't want to watch a music video that also happens to be an anti-vivisection film and refuse to give up their campaign to get MTV to show it.
43/ They see nothing wrong in a guy wandering up and down onstage, covered in blood and animal entrails and smashing skulls over his head.
44/ They take criticism of the band as personal insults.
45/ They take criticism of the band as personal insults, and threaten to hunt down and beat up the person who criticised them.
46/ They take criticism of the band as personal insults, and actually *do* hunt down and beat up the person who criticised them.
47/ They want to name their first child Nivek Cevin Dwayne, even if it's a girl.
48/ They want to name their second child Rave.
49/ They go into high street record stores and ask if they have any Skinny Puppy, knowing full well if it's not by Britney Spears or Linkin Park, they won't stock it, just to wind up and confuse the assistants.
50/ They want to kill Bryan Adams, Nickelback, etc for bringing Canadian bands into disrepute.
51/ They will put the same Skinny Puppy album on repeat for 10 hours at a time.
52/ They send hatemail, death threats and mailbombs to any magazine, website, etc which suggests that Ministry were the most pioneering industrial band ever (or even worse, that NIN are) and then make everyone boycott the magazine/website/whatever.
53/ They look forward to the day that gene therapy will be able to cure Marilyn Manson fans.
54/ Until then, they satisfy themselves with kicking the shit out of Marilyn Manson fans.
55/ Their contempt for bands such as Gravity Kills, Filter, Stabbing Westward, etc knows no limits.
56/ Their contempt for fans of bands such as Gravity Kills, Filter, Stabbing Westward, etc also knows no limits.
57/ They own a dog and nickname it Skinny Puppy, even if the dog is the fattest known to mankind and 12 years old.
58/ They own 50 Beagles. No, it's purely coincidental that the Beagle farm that supplies the vivisection laboratory with its animals was broken into last week and all the dogs were stolen.
59/ They also own 3,000 rabbits, rats and guinea pigs and the odd ape. Again, it's purely coincidental that the animal breeding facility which supplied rabbits, rats, guinea pigs and apes to the vivisection laboratory was also broken into last week and all the animals were stolen.
60/ They understand and like to repeatedly point out (to friends, family, passers by, the government, whoever) the irony of Skinny Puppy being arrested because of an incident stemming from the mistaken belief that they were dissecting a dog for entertainment purposes, when the same procedures are carried out perfectly legally hundreds of times over on real animals, in the same country and no one bats an eyelid.
61/ They themselves would have no qualms about performing these procedures on lesser mortals however (i.e. Marilyn Manson fans, ravers, the morons who give Skinny Puppy albums bad reviews on influential music websites, etc)
62/ They refuse to let anyone listen to Pretty Hate Machine in peace and give anyone who tries a half hour lecture on how NIN ripped off Skinny Puppy, complete with soundclips to prove their point.
63/ They think it might be cool to be infected with rabies, just so they can say they have rabies and mean it in more than one way.
64/ Even after hours of explanations, diagrams and helpful video learning guides, they still can't understand why more people would sooner listen to Britney Spears, Limp Bizkit and Sum 41 than Skinny Puppy.
65/ People think they're Satanists because they have a poster of a guy covered in blood on the back of their bedroom door.
66/ People also think they're Satanists because one of their favourite albums has the number 666 in its title in Roman numerals.
67/ Skinny Puppy newcomers ask them for a couple of song recommendations to try out and they reply by telling them to buy the complete discography.
68/ Taking a few of their favourite CDs to listen to whilst going out for the day, on holiday, etc means they lug at least 25 Skinny Puppy CDs around with them.
69/ Younger Skinny Puppy fan[atic]s hate their parents for giving birth to them too late in the 1980s to get into Skinny Puppy right from the very start.
70/ They hate their mother for not playing Skinny Puppy to them whilst they were in the womb (9 months of prime Skinny Puppy listening time wasted).
71/ If she did play Skinny Puppy to them whilst they were in the womb, she didn't turn it up loud enough.
72/ They take the advice in the cover notes of the Vivisect VI CD of 'play this music loud or not at all' a little too literally.
73/ They miss the 1980s (even the hairstyles).
74/ They get pissed off with and punch people who misspell Cevin with a K.
75/ They refuse to believe the claims by campaigners that marijuana is bad.
76/ Their understanding of 'mellow' when asked to play a mellow song results in them putting on 'Killing Game'.
77/ They think the 'Far Too Frail' video is funny.
78/ They think Lee Chubby King's 'Yo Pusface' is hilarious.
79/ They hate hip hop because they think it ripped off 'Dig it'.
80/ They hate popular dance music for giving electronic music a bad name.
81/ They/their parents/partner/lover/whoe
82/ They/their parents/partner/lover/whoe
83/ When asked how they feel, they reply 'sorry I'm f***ed up inside' or 'self abusive recluse too late for me' or - perhaps most disturbingly - 'deaths the only thrill'.
84/ They accost Christians in the street and inform them that worshipping Skinny Puppy is the only religion that counts.
85/ They are campaigning to get 'Dogshit' instated as the national anthem.
86/ They know that Skinny Puppy condemned Iraq and its use of chemical weapons long before it became 'fashionable' for the Western world to do so, back when the Western world still considered Iraq to be an ally.
87/ They are lobbying their local TV station to get the morning news read in the style of 'VX Gas Attack'.
88/ If they see NIN's 'Down in it' video on TV they start screaming 'Rip off!' at the screen until someone forcibly restrains them.
89/ They make their friends and family watch videos of obscure films just because someone told them that "one of the characters in the background in one of the scenes somewhere *might* have been wearing a Skinny Puppy t shirt".
90/ They turn their nose up at any band that doesn't claim Skinny Puppy as an influence, or wasn't claimed as an influence by Skinny Puppy.
91/ They also turn their nose up at any band that claims Skinny Puppy as an influence, and sounds exactly like them.
92/ They secretly want to be in a band that sounds exactly like Skinny Puppy.
93/ They harass science teachers, nerdy kids who look as if they might know something about science, etc to try to get them to invent time travel so that they can go back and watch Skinny Puppy performing in the 'good old days' again and again.
94/ They can give an alphabetically ordered list of every Skinny Puppy track ever released, recorded or demoed (including the b sides and remixes), plus dates of release and re-release, formats available, guest artists, etc, whether this information is asked for or not.
95/ They dream of Skinny Puppy becoming the most famous and popular band in the world, but if this were to happen they would then worry that Skinny Puppy had been adopted by 'trendies' who really are not even fit to lick the dirt from the band's boots and so would then want them to be relatively unknown again.
96/ They buy Skinny Puppy CDs as presents for their Skinny Puppy hating friends and relatives' birthdays and Christmases, every year, just to boost Skinny Puppy's record sales.
97/ Instead of remembering the old motto that "it's the thought that counts" and acting graciously, when their 90 year old Granny gives them a CD by 'that Marilyn Manson, because I know you like that kind of music' (along with a woolly jumper that she spent the past 6 months knitting) for their Christmas present, they punch her in the face and storm out of the room.
98/ They will divorce/disown any family members - no matter how closely tied to them they are - who call Skinny Puppy 'crap' or 'talentless' or refer to them as making music which sounds like either 'the theme tune from Knight Rider' or 'shite 80s techno'.
99/ They quiz all potential friends or lovers on their knowledge of the life, works and influence of Skinny Puppy before deciding whether to continue with the friendship/relationship.
100/ They force everyone to watch films sampled by Skinny Puppy, and never shut up if they come across a sample used by the band when they're watching a movie.
101/ They're convinced that the world is a shit and screwed up place to live and that humans will soon bring about the end of the world (or nature will have its revenge - either is a possibility) and we'll all die, but they don't care as long as they can be listening to Skinny Puppy as they die.
come meet the EMPACHO
Hoy les voy a enseñar el camino más rápido al empacho I: Chocolatada con dulce de leche!
Ingredientes:
-5 cucharadas soperas de Toddy (abajo el Nesquik!)
-4 cucharadas soperas de azúcar orgánico (xq soy muy pro)
-2 cucharadas soperas de dulce de leche (si es posible, el Colonial de La Serenisima)
-Leche hasta que rebalse la taza.
-Lógico sogán, la taza.
Procedimiento:
-Ponele las 5 cucharadas de Toddy a la taza (adentro, o' corrrrrs); tirale las 4 cucharadas de azúcar. Revolvé para que se homogeinice (obvio que dos sólidos no pueden homogeneizarse NUNCA, pero se entiende.)
-Corré a la heladera a buscar la lechita; vacía un toque del sachet en la taciten.
-Si no te avivaste de agarrar el dulce de leche cuando fuiste a buscar la leche, puteate por dentro y volvé a la heladera en busca del DDL. Dejá la lechiten afuera por si quema mucho la chocolatada empachadora I.
-Agarrá una cuchara para sopita, y hundila en el DDL con cara frenética (ojos desorbitados, sonrisa insana) y ponela en la taza con la chocolatada. Volvé a hundir la cuchara en el DDL, y de vueeelta a la taza. Revolvé, y si se te queda pegado el DDL a la cuchara (que es lo más probable), despegalo con el dedo, no te hagas drama en usar otra cuchara porque la vas a tener que lavar voooos.
-No sé cómo funciona su microondas, pero si es por minutito, poné la taza con esta mezcla en el microondas y setealo en '2.
-Mirate las uñas (a ver si están muy roñosas, de última te las lavás con la esponjita de la cocina), mirate el pelo en la puertita del microondas, o lo que quieras mientras esperás.
-Cuando hace "PIIIIM!" (o el ruido que haga tu microondas), lo sacás. Dejá que la chocolatada te toque los labios para saber si quema o no: si quema, le ponés UN POQUITO de la leche que dejaste afuera, y si no quema te lo tomás asi como viene.
-Si fumás, prendete uno. Sentate a escuchar tu música favorita (en mi caso suena Lamb Of God), y disfrutá.
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PD2: Si te empachás, yo te lo dije.
Ingredientes:
-5 cucharadas soperas de Toddy (abajo el Nesquik!)
-4 cucharadas soperas de azúcar orgánico (xq soy muy pro)
-2 cucharadas soperas de dulce de leche (si es posible, el Colonial de La Serenisima)
-Leche hasta que rebalse la taza.
-Lógico sogán, la taza.
Procedimiento:
-Ponele las 5 cucharadas de Toddy a la taza (adentro, o' corrrrrs); tirale las 4 cucharadas de azúcar. Revolvé para que se homogeinice (obvio que dos sólidos no pueden homogeneizarse NUNCA, pero se entiende.)
-Corré a la heladera a buscar la lechita; vacía un toque del sachet en la taciten.
-Si no te avivaste de agarrar el dulce de leche cuando fuiste a buscar la leche, puteate por dentro y volvé a la heladera en busca del DDL. Dejá la lechiten afuera por si quema mucho la chocolatada empachadora I.
-Agarrá una cuchara para sopita, y hundila en el DDL con cara frenética (ojos desorbitados, sonrisa insana) y ponela en la taza con la chocolatada. Volvé a hundir la cuchara en el DDL, y de vueeelta a la taza. Revolvé, y si se te queda pegado el DDL a la cuchara (que es lo más probable), despegalo con el dedo, no te hagas drama en usar otra cuchara porque la vas a tener que lavar voooos.
-No sé cómo funciona su microondas, pero si es por minutito, poné la taza con esta mezcla en el microondas y setealo en '2.
-Mirate las uñas (a ver si están muy roñosas, de última te las lavás con la esponjita de la cocina), mirate el pelo en la puertita del microondas, o lo que quieras mientras esperás.
-Cuando hace "PIIIIM!" (o el ruido que haga tu microondas), lo sacás. Dejá que la chocolatada te toque los labios para saber si quema o no: si quema, le ponés UN POQUITO de la leche que dejaste afuera, y si no quema te lo tomás asi como viene.
-Si fumás, prendete uno. Sentate a escuchar tu música favorita (en mi caso suena Lamb Of God), y disfrutá.
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PD2: Si te empachás, yo te lo dije.
a midnight's summer dream ♥
Hermia: 'I frown upon him, yet he loves me still'
Helena: 'O that your frowns would teach my smiles such still'
Hermia: 'I give him curses, yet he gives me love'
Helena: 'O that my prayers could such affection move'
Hermia: 'The more I hate, the more he follows me'
Helena: 'The more I love, the more he hateth me'
Hermia: 'His folly Helena is no fault of mine'
Helena: 'None but your beauty, would that fault were mine'
Helena: 'O that your frowns would teach my smiles such still'
Hermia: 'I give him curses, yet he gives me love'
Helena: 'O that my prayers could such affection move'
Hermia: 'The more I hate, the more he follows me'
Helena: 'The more I love, the more he hateth me'
Hermia: 'His folly Helena is no fault of mine'
Helena: 'None but your beauty, would that fault were mine'
My life according to Lamb Of God and Nine Inch Nails
Usando solo nombres de un artista responde las siguientes preguntas. Etiqueta a algunas personas, incluyéndome a mí. No podes usar la misma banda que yo, no se pueden repetir los títulos de las canciones. Titula esta nota: “Mi Vida Según (El nombre del artista que hayas elegido)”.
Artista: Lamb Of God.
- Sos hombre o mujer?: Requiem
- Como te describís?: As The Palaces Burn
- Como te sentís?: Beating On Death's Door
- Como es el lugar donde vivís?: Foot To The Throat
- Si pudieras ir a cualquier lugar, A donde irías?: Blacken The Cursed Sun
- Como está el clima?: Redneck
- Hora favorita del día?: Descending
- Si tu vida fuera un show, Como se llamaría?: Take You Away
- Que es la vida para vos?: Flux
- Que queres en este momento?: Eleventh Hour
- A que le tenes miedo?: Blood Of The Scribe
- Cual es el mejor consejo que te dieron?: Omerta
- Si pudieras cambiarte el nombre Como te llamarías?: What I've Become
- En que estas pensando?: Now You've Got Something To Die For
- Cual es tu lema?: Pariah
- Algo lindo que te hayan dicho: Walk With Me In Hell
- Un recuerdo: Terror And Hubris In The House Of Frank Pollard
- Como se sintetiza tu vida?: The Faded Line
- Que es lo que más odias?: Dead Seeds
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Artista: Nine Inch Nails.
- Sos hombre o mujer?: La Mer
- Como te describís?: Suck
- Como te sentís?: The Big Come Down
- Como es el lugar donde vivís?: Terrible Lie
- Si pudieras ir a cualquier lugar, A donde irías?: Down In It
- Como está el clima?: Love Is Not Enough
- Hora favorita del día?: Sunspots
- Si tu vida fuera un show, como se llamaría?: Wish
- Que es la vida para vos?: Piggy
- Que queres en este momento?: 1 Ghosts I
- A que le tenes miedo?: Survivalism
- Cual es el mejor consejo que te dieron?: You Know What You Are?
- Si pudieras cambiarte el nombre Como te llamarías?: No, You Don't
- En que estas pensando?: Hurt
- Cual es tu lema?: The Reaction
- Algo lindo que te hayan dicho: Even Deeper
- Un recuerdo: The Greater Good
- Como se sintetiza tu vida?: Complications Of The Flesh
- Que es lo que más odias?: The Day The World Went Away
Artista: Lamb Of God.
- Sos hombre o mujer?: Requiem
- Como te describís?: As The Palaces Burn
- Como te sentís?: Beating On Death's Door
- Como es el lugar donde vivís?: Foot To The Throat
- Si pudieras ir a cualquier lugar, A donde irías?: Blacken The Cursed Sun
- Como está el clima?: Redneck
- Hora favorita del día?: Descending
- Si tu vida fuera un show, Como se llamaría?: Take You Away
- Que es la vida para vos?: Flux
- Que queres en este momento?: Eleventh Hour
- A que le tenes miedo?: Blood Of The Scribe
- Cual es el mejor consejo que te dieron?: Omerta
- Si pudieras cambiarte el nombre Como te llamarías?: What I've Become
- En que estas pensando?: Now You've Got Something To Die For
- Cual es tu lema?: Pariah
- Algo lindo que te hayan dicho: Walk With Me In Hell
- Un recuerdo: Terror And Hubris In The House Of Frank Pollard
- Como se sintetiza tu vida?: The Faded Line
- Que es lo que más odias?: Dead Seeds
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Artista: Nine Inch Nails.
- Sos hombre o mujer?: La Mer
- Como te describís?: Suck
- Como te sentís?: The Big Come Down
- Como es el lugar donde vivís?: Terrible Lie
- Si pudieras ir a cualquier lugar, A donde irías?: Down In It
- Como está el clima?: Love Is Not Enough
- Hora favorita del día?: Sunspots
- Si tu vida fuera un show, como se llamaría?: Wish
- Que es la vida para vos?: Piggy
- Que queres en este momento?: 1 Ghosts I
- A que le tenes miedo?: Survivalism
- Cual es el mejor consejo que te dieron?: You Know What You Are?
- Si pudieras cambiarte el nombre Como te llamarías?: No, You Don't
- En que estas pensando?: Hurt
- Cual es tu lema?: The Reaction
- Algo lindo que te hayan dicho: Even Deeper
- Un recuerdo: The Greater Good
- Como se sintetiza tu vida?: Complications Of The Flesh
- Que es lo que más odias?: The Day The World Went Away
jueves, 1 de octubre de 2009
átame a tí
átame a tí
con lazos sabor a tus sábanas
átame a tí
con besos color púrpura
átame a tí
con caricias que suenan a desesperación
átame a tí
con lágrimas que mi cabeza no puede llorar
átame a tí
como si mañana no estuviese viva
átame a tí
como si el mundo fuese a ceder bajo nuestros pies
átame a tí
y no dejes escapar más suspiros
átame a tí
y relaja la nuca en mi cintura
átame a tí
y despídeme con el primer beso.
creéme, no tenía ganas de escribir esto llorando, pero es de la única manera que podría haberme salido.
miércoles, 30 de septiembre de 2009
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